The List

So the other day, I am listening to a radio show while folding clothes. The hosts are reading two top ten lists. Apparently, 1000 women in Britain were polled on the correlation between a man's name and his "size" (if you know what I mean). The first list contains the names of men who are , how do I put this.... perceived to be on the large side. The second list is names of men who are perceived to be on the small side.

So, I am lazily listening while folding clothes, not really thinking much of these lists either way.

The large list starts getting read.... again, not really paying much attention.

#10 Dan

#9 Richard

#8 Andy

#7 Chris

#6 Robert

#5 Mark

#4 James

#3 Steve

#2 Paul

And the # 1 name on the "BIG" list is....

DAVE

I am slightly amused at this list and just keep folding clothes.

Now the "small" list gets read:

#10 Nick

# 9 Dennis

# 8 Barry

#7 Josh

#6 Jeremy

#5 Keith

# 4 Frank

# 3 Nigel

# 2 Brian

At this point the hosts of the show stop for a moment and question whether they really should say the number one name that women correlate with a "small package". They don't want to offend any of their listeners. My interest is now peaked a little and I am glad that they decide that they have to read it.

The number one name that is correlated with "falling short in that department" is.....

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RAY

I just busted up laughing.....